Funny Quotes on Love & Marriage

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx

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